Ask   have a nice day :)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via phanphoreverandever)

— 11 hours ago with 114003 notes
inluvwithphan:

phanscuddles:

ihavemoregayshipsthanfriends:

dan-howell-daily:

Let’s not forget this 
This is important

is this real?!?!

Yes!


I may be crying…

inluvwithphan:

phanscuddles:

ihavemoregayshipsthanfriends:

dan-howell-daily:

Let’s not forget this 

This is important

is this real?!?!

Yes!

I may be crying…

— 1 day ago with 811 notes
"i wish i had the ‘wow’ effect on someone"
— 1 day ago with 110049 notes

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

(Source: dope-pope, via thebellsinmyheart)

— 1 day ago with 364942 notes

anabundanceoftroylers:

scentofyesterday:

Notice how Dan didn’t say: “I would rather marry Phil” out loud. Good job avoiding that Dan. Good job. (x)

hovvells

(via inluvwithphan)

— 1 day ago with 20182 notes

troylerandyoutube:

i bet thats untrue…

tyleroakley can you confirm?

(via tylerslittleshit)

— 1 day ago with 1960 notes
obsessedxaddict:

twinkietilly:

if this is true then Sawyer just dropped the biggest bomb on this fandom

It would be worse than Jim outing Zalfie

obsessedxaddict:

twinkietilly:

if this is true then Sawyer just dropped the biggest bomb on this fandom

It would be worse than Jim outing Zalfie

(via tylerslittleshit)

— 1 day ago with 3851 notes

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

(via tyleroakleyismyqueen)

— 1 day ago with 7231 notes

some things never change

(Source: thiswillbringuscloser, via i3troyler)

— 1 day ago with 4135 notes

thephandirectory:

fforensic:

laughs

I like the way he says ‘distracting’ and not ‘disturbing’

(Source: ghcstly, via inluvwithphan)

— 1 day ago with 21939 notes

boneycircus:

fauxcyclops:

morelikekanyebest:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.

He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking

(Source: tastysynapse, via troyesbooty)

— 1 day ago with 529257 notes

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via troyesbooty)

— 1 day ago with 196265 notes
whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

(via tyleroakley)

— 2 days ago with 312945 notes

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

(via celebrate-what-you-love)

— 2 days ago with 123126 notes